Changu:-Agar principle ne apne shabd vapis na liye to mai school chod dunga
Mangu:-kyu bhai aisa kya hua?Aisa kya keh diya principle ne
Changu -Princple ne kha school chod do......
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Mangu:-kyu bhai aisa kya hua?Aisa kya keh diya principle ne
Changu -Princple ne kha school chod do......
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Me : I love you
She : Phir se kaho
Me : Phir se
She : *Blocked*
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Ek baar ek ladka aur uski gf bus me kahin jaa rahe the...
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Achaanak ladke ki gf ka sir dard hone laga...
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Girlfriend - jaanu mera sir dard ho raha hai...
.
ladka - ohh sach me babu?
.
Girlfrend - haa...
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Then he kisses on her forehead and asks -
"ab theek ho gaya baby?
.
Girlfriend - haan thanks jaanu...
.
.
An old man sitting behind him was watching all this and said-
"Beta bawaseer ka bhi ilaaj karte ho kya?"
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Side effects of Exams like emoticon
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A guy went to a restaurant.
He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
.
.
So he asked the waiter,
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.
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.
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.
.
.
.
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"Syllabus Lana, Zara!"
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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge
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Girls of 1996– “Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum”
Girls of 2016– “Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!”
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Har gum ko pala nai jata,
Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata,
Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,
Har baat ko “All is WELL” bolke tala nahi jata!
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8 baatein 8 baaton ko khatm kar deti hain
1. Sorry - Galti Ko
2. Dukh - Zindagi Ko
3. Gussa - Rishte Ko
4. Jhooth - Vishwas Ko
5. Saath - Gham Ko
6. Dhokha - Pyaar Ko
7. Facebook - Career Ko
8. Watsapp - Time Ko
Rishte chaahe kitne bhi bure hon sambhaal ke rakhne chahiye.
Jaise paani kitna bhi ganda ho pyaas nahi to
Aag bujhane ke kaam aa hi jaata hai.
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Ek baar ek ladka aur uski gf bus me kahin jaa rahe the...
.
Achaanak ladke ki gf ka sir dard hone laga...
.
.
Girlfriend - jaanu mera sir dard ho raha hai...
.
ladka - ohh sach me babu?
.
Girlfrend - haa...
.
.
Then he kisses on her forehead and asks -
"ab theek ho gaya baby?
.
Girlfriend - haan thanks jaanu...
.
.
An old man sitting behind him was watching all this and said-
"Beta bawaseer ka bhi ilaaj karte ho kya?"
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Side effects of Exams like emoticon
.
A guy went to a restaurant.
He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
.
.
So he asked the waiter,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Syllabus Lana, Zara!"
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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge
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Girls of 1996– “Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum”
Girls of 2016– “Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!”
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Har gum ko pala nai jata,
Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata,
Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,
Har baat ko “All is WELL” bolke tala nahi jata!
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Doctor ne udaas hokar kaha- Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I’m so sorry…
Santa: Isme sorry ki koi baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise…
Aage to moaj masti me jeena hai..Jeevan ras peena.. hai
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gurgaon is #GuruGram
Kolakata will be Kilogram
Mumbai will be Milligram
Chennai will be Centigram.....
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Modern Majnu– Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya
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Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki zindagi sirf do din ki hai
"Saturday aur Sunday"
Yeh baat Monday ko samajh aati hai.
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8 baatein 8 baaton ko khatm kar deti hain
1. Sorry - Galti Ko
2. Dukh - Zindagi Ko
3. Gussa - Rishte Ko
4. Jhooth - Vishwas Ko
5. Saath - Gham Ko
6. Dhokha - Pyaar Ko
7. Facebook - Career Ko
8. Watsapp - Time Ko
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Jaise paani kitna bhi ganda ho pyaas nahi to
Aag bujhane ke kaam aa hi jaata hai.
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Ek teacher ka darja ek maa se kahin oopar hota hai kyun ki ek maa apni god mein sirf ek bachche ko sulati hai lekin
Teacher apne lecture se poori class ko sula deti hai.
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Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
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Don't read success stories.
Read only failure stories,
Because, failure story you get new idea to win,
From success story you get only message.
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Light can replace dark.
Success can replace failure.
Smile can replace pain.
But nothing can replace you
Why?
Defective piece! No replacement.
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Make 10 friends
Meet 9 of them
Talk to 8
Laugh with 7
Celebrate with 6
Share secretes with 5
Trust 4
Cry with 3
Take help of 2
But don't forget any 1
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Wife:- डार्लिंग, देखो मैंने इसे पिछले 8 साल से नही पहना
फिर भी इसकी फिटिंग वैसी की वैसी ही है
Hus:- कुछ तो भगवान से डर
ये शॉल है. !!
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Majburiya hoti hai sirf mahaan logo ke Jeevan Mein
Nahi to Ram Vanvaas Mein
Krishna karaavaas Mein
aur
Mai office Mein kyo baithta...
Krishna karaavaas Mein
aur
Mai office Mein kyo baithta...
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin
phone without receiver!.........
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Santa driving on the wrong side of road..
&
Said…
O===SHIT===
Aaj phir late ho gaya.
Saare log wapis ja rahe hai.........
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