Aaj pehli Baar Ki ladki Reqwest freind ....... AAI
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.... Sala Khushi Khushi Ho Gaya Click Pe Me Not Now
Khush raho
Is liye nahi ke Aap khush rehna chahte hain
Bal ke
Is liye k jo log Ap ko khush daikna nahi chahty
Unko Aag lag jaye.
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Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study,
Graham bell used 'Candle' to study,
Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights'
But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
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Only Agarbatti
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Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum..
wah.. wah..
Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum..
Aage kya hona tha?
Rajnikant Ne Phoonk Mari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum
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Bermuda triangle was actually a square!
Once Rajni kicked it..... from then on...it's a Triangle...!
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Once Rajnikanth was using a tooth powder to have strong teeths..... Now that Tooth Powder is called..
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CEMENT
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Baap Of All Rajanikanth Jokes
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Once Rajani Decided To Race With Time..
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& The Result Is
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Time Is Still Running
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Once Rajnikant went 2 Switzerland and
accidentally left his wallet in a building 2 DAY THAT BUILDING IS KNOWN AS "SWISS BANK"
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Can't beat this one
Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik Se Sawdhan!
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RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajanikant and a Tiger..
Surprise, surprise... Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why?
To Save d Tiger..
Only 1400 r left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant....
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RAJINIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a toy gun in Chennai...
And lol
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Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan...
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All scientist failed to answer this question but Rajni did
Q: which is the liquid which turns solid on heating
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Ans: Dosa
Yana rascala mind it!
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Ronaldo: Me agar football ko laat mari to wo 3months gol gumti rahega...
Rajnikant: Yanna Raskalla,
Tumko pta h prithvi abtak gol Q ghum rhi ...
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1 baar ek judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya.
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Tabse kanoon andha ho gya.
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DHOOM 4:
John and Hritik are on BIKE with
speed
of 2000 km /hr
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.
&
Suddenly,
Rajnikant overtakes them with
Bicycle n
says "Yenna Rascala,
Save Fuel Use Cycle... :D
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People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
iPhone,
iPad, Etc..
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.
Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator..
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
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.
.
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one...
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.
Teachers used to bunk!
------------------------------------------------------------
Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
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.
Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!
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Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis.
Ask me anything and I will answer.
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.
.
.
Rajnikanth: Anna.. How many holes are there in the net ?
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CID's daya went in coma by seeing this
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.
.
Rajnikant broke the door just by knocking...
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Rajnikant’s next project: TITANIC in Tamil
climax revised.
Both survive.
Rajni swims through Atlantic ocean.
Heroine in One hand and
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.
.
.
Titanic in other!
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A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-
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Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.
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Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..
Wah Wah
Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.
ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Baar Uda.! Jab Wapis Aaya BAAP Ne Pucha.! 'Kaisa installed the Udke' ..?
Machar Bola bahut Accha PAPA =.!
Jidhar BHI Gaya Log Taaliya Rahe The Baja.!
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Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
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Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.
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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
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Girl- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..?
Banta- Haan
Girl- Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi.
Banta- Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte..
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SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
''Order ! Order !''
SANTA:''1 pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !''
JUDGE:
''Shut Up !''
SANTA:''NO, No..7-Up!
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Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus
pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs
chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar
ticket apani hi kategi."
----------------------------------------------------
Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
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. .
.
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.
Muna bhai:-bole to pahle date
of birth bata mamu.
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Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye
Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me
Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai
Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"
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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
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Ek sardar apne bete se bola :
Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya,
Teacher bhi poochti hai
Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..
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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante
1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare
characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE
DIARY thi.
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Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..
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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
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Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie
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PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....
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Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena...
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GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.
-----------------------------------------------------
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
,
.
,
.
.
.
.... Sala Khushi Khushi Ho Gaya Click Pe Me Not Now
Khush raho
Is liye nahi ke Aap khush rehna chahte hain
Bal ke
Is liye k jo log Ap ko khush daikna nahi chahty
Unko Aag lag jaye.
------------------------------------------------------------
Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study,
Graham bell used 'Candle' to study,
Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights'
But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
.
.
.
.
.
Only Agarbatti
------------------------------------------------------------
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum..
wah.. wah..
Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum..
Aage kya hona tha?
Rajnikant Ne Phoonk Mari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum
------------------------------------------------------------
Bermuda triangle was actually a square!
Once Rajni kicked it..... from then on...it's a Triangle...!
------------------------------------------------------------
Once Rajnikanth was using a tooth powder to have strong teeths..... Now that Tooth Powder is called..
.
.
.
.
CEMENT
------------------------------------------------------------
Baap Of All Rajanikanth Jokes
.
.
Once Rajani Decided To Race With Time..
.
.
.
& The Result Is
.
.
.
Time Is Still Running
------------------------------------------------------------
Once Rajnikant went 2 Switzerland and
accidentally left his wallet in a building 2 DAY THAT BUILDING IS KNOWN AS "SWISS BANK"
------------------------------------------------------------
Can't beat this one
Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Maalik Se Sawdhan!
------------------------------------------------------------
RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajanikant and a Tiger..
Surprise, surprise... Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why?
To Save d Tiger..
Only 1400 r left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant....
------------------------------------------------------------
RAJINIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a toy gun in Chennai...
And lol
.
.
.
Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan...
------------------------------------------------------------
All scientist failed to answer this question but Rajni did
Q: which is the liquid which turns solid on heating
.
.
.
.
Ans: Dosa
Yana rascala mind it!
------------------------------------------------------------
Ronaldo: Me agar football ko laat mari to wo 3months gol gumti rahega...
Rajnikant: Yanna Raskalla,
Tumko pta h prithvi abtak gol Q ghum rhi ...
------------------------------------------------------------
1 baar ek judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya.
.
.
.
.
Tabse kanoon andha ho gya.
------------------------------------------------------------
DHOOM 4:
John and Hritik are on BIKE with
speed
of 2000 km /hr
.
.
&
Suddenly,
Rajnikant overtakes them with
Bicycle n
says "Yenna Rascala,
Save Fuel Use Cycle... :D
------------------------------------------------------------
People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
iPhone,
iPad, Etc..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator..
------------------------------------------------------------
Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
.
.
.
.
.
.
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
------------------------------------------------------------
When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Teachers used to bunk!
------------------------------------------------------------
Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
.
.
.
Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
------------------------------------------------------------
Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!
------------------------------------------------------------
Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis.
Ask me anything and I will answer.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Rajnikanth: Anna.. How many holes are there in the net ?
------------------------------------------------------------
CID's daya went in coma by seeing this
.
.
.
.
.
.
Rajnikant broke the door just by knocking...
------------------------------------------------------------
Rajnikant’s next project: TITANIC in Tamil
climax revised.
Both survive.
Rajni swims through Atlantic ocean.
Heroine in One hand and
.
.
.
.
Titanic in other!
------------------------------------------------------------
A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-
------------------------------------------------------------
Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.
------------------------------------------------------------
Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..
Wah Wah
Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.
ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Baar Uda.! Jab Wapis Aaya BAAP Ne Pucha.! 'Kaisa installed the Udke' ..?
Machar Bola bahut Accha PAPA =.!
Jidhar BHI Gaya Log Taaliya Rahe The Baja.!
------------------------------------------------------------
Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
------------------------------------------------------------
Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.
------------------------------------------------------------
Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
------------------------------------------------------------
Girl- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..?
Banta- Haan
Girl- Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi.
Banta- Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte..
------------------------------------------------------------
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
''Order ! Order !''
SANTA:''1 pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !''
JUDGE:
''Shut Up !''
SANTA:''NO, No..7-Up!
----------------------------------------------------
Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus
pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs
chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar
ticket apani hi kategi."
----------------------------------------------------
Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
Muna bhai:-bole to pahle date
of birth bata mamu.
-----------------------------------------------------
Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye
Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me
Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai
Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"
-----------------------------------------------------
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
-----------------------------------------------------
Ek sardar apne bete se bola :
Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya,
Teacher bhi poochti hai
Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..
------------------------------------------------------
1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante
1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare
characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE
DIARY thi.
-------------------------------------------------------
Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..
-------------------------------------------------------
Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie
-------------------------------------------------------------------
PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.
-----------------------------------------------------
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