Non veg Jokes

Santa : Main Ek Larki Ko 5 Lack Rupees De Kar,

Usse Daily Interest Leta Hu.

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Tum Log Bhi Aisa Kro; Bara Maja Aayega,

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Interest Ka Matlab Byaaj

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Tum Kya Soch Rhe The U Dirty Mind.

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1 Budha Snta Ko Roz, Kaju Badam Khane Ko Deta Tha.

Snta-Aap Muze Roz Kaju Badam Qn Khilate Hai?

Budha-Beta Daant To Hai Nhi

Or Chuskar Fenkna Thik Nhi Lgta, Isliye..

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Santa 1 Ghar Ke Niche Su-sukar Raha Tha..

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Upar Se 1 Aurat Boli:

Dikhta Nahi Hai Diwar Hai..

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Santa Bola: Thoda Side Se Dekho..

Dikh Jayega... :D

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Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki

Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra

Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota?

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Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir,

Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah

Aaj Iske Ghar,

Kal Uske Ghar .. ;)

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Sardar Hotel Me Murga Khane

Gaya..

Lekin

Murge Ka English Word Bhool

Gaya..

Waiter: What Do U Like To Have

Sir..?

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Sardar: 1 Plate Egg's Father...!

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